Speaking of fat.
Because Regina was
voted second fattest city in
Canada, I've been noticing
fat people everywhere.
Last night, in line at the
Shopper's Drug Mart:
Huge obese man,
wearing a dirty styrofoam
bike helmet, baggy grey
sweat shorts.
Wearing an XXXXL size
white t-shirt with a black
outline of YODA on the front.
Because of this man's girth,
YODA looked like a wrinkly
Buddha with big pointy ears.

Meanwhile, I haven't seen
any trace of my bike anywhere.